Five truths, and one lie:
…has studied over ten languages.
…practices kung fu – Gaylord style kajukenbo – and has earned the rank of green belt.
…makes her own applesauce in the fall.
…has never broken a bone.
…got a motorcycle license before a driver’s license.
…gives her cat, Pippa Francesca Concertina Fellini Shashlyk the Wickered Wompus Non Toccare Moximus, an additional name each year for her birthday.